謝長廷說, 有綠卡的總統 很可恥
那有綠卡的人民可不可恥?
照他們的邏輯,
有綠卡=不忠=可恥
那跟是不是總統有什麼關係?
反正有綠卡, 有過綠卡, 曾經申請過綠卡,有參加過綠卡樂透,有想過要申請綠卡,
都是不忠啦,都是可恥。
什麼封建主義的思想嘛,無聊。
謝長廷大概很哈綠卡吧,天天想著人家有,
我是很了解啦,
我還沒申請到的時候也是好羨慕人家有,
可是羨慕不必嫉妒啊。
謝長廷大概自己心裡想,
換了是我拿到綠卡是絕不可能放棄的,
所以他一定沒放棄他的綠卡。
真是小人之見。
據我看來,
受過高等教育的人膜拜宋七力才可恥咧,
還有上次去哪個廟剛好乩童被附身他那麼高興,認為是要當選的好兆頭。
李遠哲為什麼會挺這種毫無科學素養的蠢蛋當總統呢?
我其實不太欣賞馬英九,
不過謝長廷思想實在太古代太迷信了,
實在不是人君的料子。
Friday, March 21, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Oh, no
Aurther C. Clarke died today.
Although I never really liked his novels (because they are too hard-core), I still regard him as one of the best sci-fi masters.
And he is a fellow atheist.
"Absolutely no religious rites of any kind, relating to any religious faith, should be associated with my funeral," he wrote.
*sigh*
It is a loss to the human race that he did not leave his good genes behind.
Although I never really liked his novels (because they are too hard-core), I still regard him as one of the best sci-fi masters.
And he is a fellow atheist.
"Absolutely no religious rites of any kind, relating to any religious faith, should be associated with my funeral," he wrote.
*sigh*
It is a loss to the human race that he did not leave his good genes behind.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Natural anxiety
I am now 7.5 (31 wks) months into this parasitic state. I think this is a good time to document all the worries I've had about this baby and becoming a parent in general. Supposedly "mommy-brain" will set in pretty soon, and I will not be able to remember anything about the pregnancy. Or just anything.
4-5 weeks: "I don't want to become a mindless machine of evolution"
(I cannot believe I actually said this to my boss. I must've been very disturbed)
7-13 weeks: Down syndrome, incomplete neural tube closure,
wrong number of chromosomes in general, miscarriage, fetus is reptilian
14-18 weeks: What if vomiting never stops?
19-24 weeks: General hypochondria of self, including but not limited to renal failure,
diabetes, retina degeneration and psychosis.
Baby will be retarded because
(1) it's a boy (2) I had flus with fevers (3) I use heat packs for the lower back
(4) I fell on my belly one time (5) I was mean to people some times.
Baby will have alcohol poisoning because I spend too much time in tissue culture.
Baby will be fluorescent green/red and xyz knocked down because I worked with
virus.
25-30 weeks: I will not love the baby and will have to pretend or will end up as a
character in Law and Order. Oil will run out before the baby is 3. Global warming
will kill all humans before the baby is 5. Baby will have type I diabetes and/or
Duchene muscular dystrophy. Baby will be short and dumb and ugly. Baby will
believe in god of any kind and we will have to disown him.
31 weeks: Baby will be retarded because of my anemia. I will die in childbirth.
I will get AIDS in childbirth from blood transfusions and die soon after.
Baby will be tortured by stepmother.
4-5 weeks: "I don't want to become a mindless machine of evolution"
(I cannot believe I actually said this to my boss. I must've been very disturbed)
7-13 weeks: Down syndrome, incomplete neural tube closure,
wrong number of chromosomes in general, miscarriage, fetus is reptilian
14-18 weeks: What if vomiting never stops?
19-24 weeks: General hypochondria of self, including but not limited to renal failure,
diabetes, retina degeneration and psychosis.
Baby will be retarded because
(1) it's a boy (2) I had flus with fevers (3) I use heat packs for the lower back
(4) I fell on my belly one time (5) I was mean to people some times.
Baby will have alcohol poisoning because I spend too much time in tissue culture.
Baby will be fluorescent green/red and xyz knocked down because I worked with
virus.
25-30 weeks: I will not love the baby and will have to pretend or will end up as a
character in Law and Order. Oil will run out before the baby is 3. Global warming
will kill all humans before the baby is 5. Baby will have type I diabetes and/or
Duchene muscular dystrophy. Baby will be short and dumb and ugly. Baby will
believe in god of any kind and we will have to disown him.
31 weeks: Baby will be retarded because of my anemia. I will die in childbirth.
I will get AIDS in childbirth from blood transfusions and die soon after.
Baby will be tortured by stepmother.
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